Prometheus98876, on Mar 30 2007, 06:55 PM, said:
Yeah, by one team you would mean one of Gods multiple personalities, one that refused to work in Imperial, while the other one worked in Metric.
Why not? Religionists assure me God is omnipotent, not bound by human notions of logic or reason. He can contradict Himself and reality if He so chooses, can He not? If not, why bother being God.
BTW Here's a God joke:
When Wolfgang Pauli died, God Himself was there to greet him. He offered to answer one question the famed physicist might have. Pauli asks:
"Tell me, Lord, why does the electron/proton mass ratio has the value it does? Every hypothesis I've seen on the subject is dead wrong."
"Certainly," replies God, handing Pauli a thick sheaf of papers. "Here is the explanation in terms of mid-20th Century physics and mathematics."
Pauli reads through it, sighs and says "Still wrong!"
Oh, well. Here's another one:
A very old man arrives in heaven. He's so old he can't remember much about himself, not even his name. various angeals try to ellicit information, then give up. Finally Jesus goes to see him.
"You must remember something, my friend," Jesus says. "If not about yourself, then about what you used to do. What was your profession?"
The old man thinks for a while, then says "I was a carpenter. yes, I'm sure that's what I did."
"You see? Now tell me, where did you practice carpentry?"
The old man sits silently for a while and finally says "I don't remember."
"Well, that's ok. Maybe you remember something about those you loved. Tell me, did you have a family?"
"Yes," the old man answers at once.
"Good! Now we're getting somewhere. Did you have a son?"
"Yes," says the old man. "I remember now. I
had a son. A very famous young man, he was. All the world knew his name."
Jesus stands up with arms outstretched and says "Father!"
The old man embraces him, saying "Pinocchio!"
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