I totally own a pipe now
#1
Posted 15 January 2010 - 10:57 AM
Think of the rivers of blood, spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot
-Carl Sagan
Never an inch of compromise for Bruce Wayne. You with no powers but your paltry human skills and your bottomless egotism. Your relentless, unforgiving hatred for that which is not utterly perfect. You'll be the death of us all. We who live in the world of men, must consider the greater good and come to terms with the way things are. The way...things...are --Superman
#2
Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:18 AM
There are two kinds of people, Nailers and Hangers... What I want is more nailers and less hangers.
"Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival." Winston Churchill
"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." Rorschach (The Watchmen)
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#3
Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:26 AM
TheEgoist, on Jan 15 2010, 10:57 AM, said:
First, welcome to the club. I'd recommend finding a good high-end tobacco shop nearby. The owners are usually pipe affectionados who are more than happy to show you how to properly stuff a pipe and keep it lit(harder than it seems) They usually suggest smoking a dry blend. There are dozens if not more flavors to pick from so you really just have to smell them and try them out. My personal favorite so far is called Mithral. It has a bit of a cherry flavor to it. I would also recommend starting with a straight pipe as it is easier to keep lit.
#4
Posted 15 January 2010 - 11:32 AM
EDIT:
Thanks for the advice, aequalsa. I'm currently looking for a good shop in my city (Buffalo). In your experience, do grocers/gas stations sell any decent pipe tobacco or should I strictly stick with specialized shops?
This post has been edited by TheEgoist: 15 January 2010 - 11:34 AM
Think of the rivers of blood, spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot
-Carl Sagan
Never an inch of compromise for Bruce Wayne. You with no powers but your paltry human skills and your bottomless egotism. Your relentless, unforgiving hatred for that which is not utterly perfect. You'll be the death of us all. We who live in the world of men, must consider the greater good and come to terms with the way things are. The way...things...are --Superman
#5
Posted 15 January 2010 - 12:13 PM
#6
Posted 15 January 2010 - 12:16 PM
TheEgoist, on Jan 15 2010, 12:32 PM, said:
EDIT:
Thanks for the advice, aequalsa. I'm currently looking for a good shop in my city (Buffalo). In your experience, do grocers/gas stations sell any decent pipe tobacco or should I strictly stick with specialized shops?
It's really more about personal preference. If something at a grocery store strikes your fancy, then great. I don't subscribe to the school of thought that higher price necessarily means higher quality. I will say this though, that in addition to the owner's knowledge, a benefit of using a tobacco store is that they typically have their tobacco in bulk so you can smell it and in the better ones, smoke it first.
#7
Posted 15 January 2010 - 01:18 PM
#8
Posted 15 January 2010 - 01:39 PM
RussK, on Jan 15 2010, 02:18 PM, said:
More like a cigar than a cigarette. Sorta have to puff it in and out though.
#9
Posted 15 January 2010 - 01:44 PM
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#10
Posted 15 January 2010 - 02:22 PM
1. Keep the bowl lower than the open end of the stem or nasty tobacco juice will leak out on our tongue (yucchh).
2. Draw slowly. Savor the smoke. Also drawing slowly keeps the temperature of the smoke low so it won't burn the tip of your tongue. Let the smoke roll over the tongue then let it out through the nose to get the full aroma.
3. Make sure the tobacco in the bowl is sufficiently moist. Dry enough to burn, but moist enough so it does not burn too hot.
4. You will inhale some of the smoke. There is really no way to prevent that. So a certain amount of damage will accrue to your respiratory system, but not nearly as much as would by cigarette smoking.
Bob Kolker
#11
Posted 15 January 2010 - 05:41 PM
#13
Posted 15 January 2010 - 07:37 PM
Plasmatic, on Jan 15 2010, 06:41 PM, said:
Cancer of the tongue, cancer of the lip, cancer inside the mouth. Risk of lung cancer is minimal.
The problem is hot smoke (see advice I gave on smoking a pipe) and nasty tobacco juice. That stuff is very bad for mucous tissue.
Bob Kolker
#14
Posted 15 January 2010 - 09:30 PM
ALso, picture. It's not a straight pipe. It is a straight philosopher.
Think of the rivers of blood, spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot
-Carl Sagan
Never an inch of compromise for Bruce Wayne. You with no powers but your paltry human skills and your bottomless egotism. Your relentless, unforgiving hatred for that which is not utterly perfect. You'll be the death of us all. We who live in the world of men, must consider the greater good and come to terms with the way things are. The way...things...are --Superman
#15
Posted 16 January 2010 - 01:01 AM
TheEgoist, on Jan 15 2010, 10:30 PM, said:
ALso, picture. It's not a straight pipe. It is a straight philosopher.
No sir! Rolling tobacco is for cigarettes and burns way hotter than a proper pipe blend. Go to a tobacco shop with a room size humidifier and get proper pipe tobacco. In days or yore when I smoke a pipe I preferred aromatic blends. Pipe tobacco is cut so it burns much cooler than cigarette tobacco. As I explained in a prior posting, you don't want the tobacco in the bowl of the piper to burn any hotter than necessary. And even then, it will go out on you and you will have to relight. A good pipe blend is a bit pricey, but if you want the tastiest experience you will have to pay more.
I should warn you that pipes and cigars are more expensive per puff than cigarettes, but they burn slower so you consume less per unit time. A good cigar (to be enjoyed after a proper meal and with a smooth brandy) is a slow pleasure and of course a pipe is for people with a long time horizon. That is why priests and philosophers favor a pipe.
Bob Kolker
#16
Posted 16 January 2010 - 06:18 AM
TheEgoist, on Jan 15 2010, 09:30 PM, said:
I think not. I know little about pipes, but the cut of the tobacco is different. It may not burn well in a pipe.
I do recommend using matches or a pipe lighter (it shoots the flame sideways), rather than regular cigarette lighters (fames shoot upwards). And of course you need to keep the pipe clean.
"I did not try. I succeeded." Sheldon Cooper
"I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend." RUSH
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#17
Posted 16 January 2010 - 08:18 AM
Ok...
j/k
There are two kinds of people, Nailers and Hangers... What I want is more nailers and less hangers.
"Victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival." Winston Churchill
"No. Not even in the face of Armageddon. Never compromise." Rorschach (The Watchmen)
Φ
UNCOMMON SENSE
Undiscovered Country
#18
Posted 16 January 2010 - 10:35 AM
Zip, on Jan 16 2010, 09:18 AM, said:
Ok...
j/k
Pipes and cigars actually taste good (I actually love the smell of burning pipe tobacco). Though they are not free from risk, they are not a full-time habit like cigarette smoking. I smoke a cigar once every few weeks, and my pipe has been unlit for years. I actually smoked my pipe nearly daily when I bought it, but I found that the tobacco was sold in pouches that were too large; it invariably dried out before I could finish it.
#19
Posted 16 January 2010 - 12:08 PM
#20
Posted 16 January 2010 - 12:18 PM
CWEarl, on Jan 16 2010, 10:35 AM, said:
Tobacco dries out easily. Though surprisingly cigarettes in sealed packs can stay fresh for years.
Cigars ought to be kept in a humidor. I don't know if something similar is available for pipe tobacco. You could try storing it in a wooden box with a damp rag (damp, mind, not droppig wet). Just sprinkle some water on the rag daily or as needed.
Unrelated, but for keeping things dry the best thing are sillica gel packets. Rice also works remarkably well as a dessicant. I put two raw grains of rice inside salt shakers to keep the salt from clumping due to moisture. At the rate I consume salt, I can tell you the rice will keep the salt un-clumped for years.
"I did not try. I succeeded." Sheldon Cooper
"I can't pretend a stranger is a long-awaited friend." RUSH
Sign at the Vorlon Tourist Office: "We have never been here."

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